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Hello, I'm glad you're finally awake. I am the Boogie Woman! I got a divorce from the Boogie man because his teeth were too yellow! Yuck! Will you be my new boyfriend? It's not like you have a choice anyway. Let's see, I like to take long walks on the beach, I have 18 boogie children, I don't smell like farts, and best of all I sleep with my eyes wide open. I am a beautiful woman, that is a fact. Oh, are you looking for your cell phone? Well that's too bad because I smashed it. Do I look like a regular human? If you don't say yes I am not sure what I will do. Hahahahaha. Since we are married now u can start cleaning my wrinkles. Are you wondering about your missing arms? Well what do you think happened? you did not buy dinner last night and I had to eat something! Do not make such a big deal out of it. God. Anyway, we are going to live in the forest so no one will ever find us, yes, not even the police. No! I will not un chain you, but I will feed you more baby food if you are hungry. I don't care if you have to go to the bathroom, that's what the diaper is for. We will live happily ever after untill U finally die, then I will have to find a new husband again. What are you waiting for? Give me a kiss!